lesbianlion:

this is incredibly good

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fuckyahumor:

you: “cool beans”

me, an intellectual: “chilled legumes”

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mjalti:

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

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